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      A portrait greetings card featuring an illustration of a dog in sunglasses and headscarf and the text "FINALLY...she said. someone who understands the importance of ACCESSORISING".
      Importance of Accessorising Dog Card
      £3.75
      A greetings card with pink and red balloons on orange and white stripes and the text 'how old shall we pretend you are this year?' in black embossed lettering, shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it.
      Pink Balloons How Old Shall We Pretend Birthday Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a white front, featuring a stylized illustration of a person in a red, pink, and yellow patterned dress bending down and looking under a rug. Black text on the card reads, 'we've still got it. just not sure where we left it'.
      We've Still Got It, Just Not Sure Where We Left Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features a sleeping grey cat on a stool wearing a party hat on a white background with a black quote that reads, "LIFE...she said. is best lived in the FAST LANE".
      Sleeping Cat Life In The Fast Lane Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a brown envelope behind it, featuring wavy vertical stripes in peach, sage green, and light blue on a white background, with the text 'time to iron the birthday suit?' in dark gray lowercase letters.
      Time To Iron The Birthday Suit Card
      £3.75
      A square white greeting card with a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features a minimalist line drawing of a person in a pink polka-dot dress reading, with the text 'another year faking it.
      Another Year Faking It Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a brown dog illustration holding a red balloon and the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUMAN.' on a white card, with a brown kraft envelope behind it.
      Dog & Balloon Happy Birthday Human Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a white background, featuring overlapping textured orange and pink circles and the printed phrase 'I thought we'd have it together by now.
      Thought We'd Have It Together By Now Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a white front and a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features a minimalist line drawing of a woman slumped in a dustbin with her legs and heels sticking out of the top, with the text, 'old enough to know better...young enough not to care'.
      Old Enough To Know Better Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a white front featuring the text 'I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE TODAY.' above an illustration of a cream-colored cat with black and brown patches and a small orange fish, shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it.
      Grumpy Cat Acknowledge Your Existence Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a green and white gingham pattern and the text 'another year closer to a senior discount.' in dark gray, shown with a brown envelope behind it on a light gray background.
      Green Check Closer To Senior Discount Card
      £3.75
      A white greeting card with a minimalist illustration of a person lying on a couch, wearing bright orange pants and a white top with purple polka dots. The card has black text reading 'at our age...happy hour's a nap'.
      Happy Hour's A Nap Girl On Sofa Card
      £3.75
      A white greeting card with a brown kraft envelope behind it, featuring an illustration of a brown spotty dog and a humorous quote saying "have you ever found yourself in a room and wondered why you went in?" he enquired
      Forgetful Spotty Dog With Red Collar Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a warm abstract design in terracotta, taupe, and light gray, featuring the text 'you're way less wrinkly than I thought you'd be by now.' in dark brown lettering, shown with a kraft envelope behind it on a light gray background.
      Orange & Lilac Way Less Wrinkly Card
      £3.75
      A square white greeting card with an illustration of a woman slumped over a desk with a computer on it and the text 'if we got through dial up we can get through anything'. A brown kraft envelope is partially visible behind the card.
      If We Got Through Dial Up Girl At Computer Card
      £3.75
      a greetings card with an illustration of a black cat inside a cardboard box with the text 'IF IT FITS...I SITS" on a white background
      Black Cat If It Fits I Sits Card
      £3.75
      greetings cards featuring a red and blue geometric risograph style print with the text "our friendship predates the internet."
      Our Friendship Predates The Internet Card
      £3.75
      A square white greeting card with a whimsical illustrated gardener wearing a blue and green patterned shirt, white pants, and a white hat, holding a gold watering can and a red/orange shovel. The card reads 'born to stand out (in the garden)'.
      Born To Stand Out (In The Garden) Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features an illustration of a grey dog with a colourful spotty high heel in its mouth and the text "i wonder..." she said. "how long before one of us loses a shoe?"
      Naughty Dog With Shoe Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a white background, a blue and green plaid pattern, and the text 'older, yes. wiser? debateable.
      Blue & Green Check Older Wiser Birthday Card
      £3.75
      A square white greeting card with a minimalist illustration of a woman in a black sunglasses and a flowery orange shirt with a black cat on her shoulder, with the text 'to the coolest cat lady'. A brown kraft envelope is partially visible behind the card.
      To The Coolest Cat Lady Card
      £3.75
      A white greeting card with a brown kraft envelope behind it, featuring the text 'WOOF WOOF WOOF. (happy birthday) WALKIES NOW?' and a cartoon dog holding an orange leash.
      Dog Holding Lead Birthday Walkies Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a white background, vertical yellow stripes, pink text reading '5 star friend. would recommend.'
      Yellow Stripe 5 Star Friend Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a white front and a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features a minimalist illustration of a person lounging in an armchair, holding a drink and sunglasses, with the text 'living the dream'.
      Living The Dream Card
      £3.75
      A birthday greeting card with a brown envelope behind it. The card has a white background with the text 'BIRTHDAY? I thought you said BISCUITS.
      Birthday? I Thought You Said Biscuits Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with a white background, pink vertical stripes, and orange watercolor hearts. The text on the card reads, 'you're my favourite notification.
      Pink Stripe & Red Hearts My Favourite Notification Card
      £3.75
      A white greeting card with a minimalist line-art illustration of a person lying on their back surrounded by books, with pink patterned pants and olive green sleeves. The card has black text at the bottom that reads, 'I thought we'd have cracked it by now'.
      I Thought We'd Have Cracked It By Now Card
      £3.75
      A white greeting card with a brown envelope behind it, featuring a cute illustrated dog with dark brown patches and a small red bone. The card has a humorous quote printed in black text: “...sometimes I just stands and THINKS...other times I just stands".
      Spotty Dog Sometimes I Stands & Thinks Card
      £3.75
      A birthday card with a white front and kraft brown envelope behind it. The card features an illustration of a grey cat wearing big red sunglasses and the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one COOL CAT.
      Cool Cat Birthday Card
      £3.75
      A greeting card with an orange, pink & yellow circle pattern and the text 'same plan as last year. but better snacks.' in dark gray, shown with a brown envelope behind it on a light gray background.
      Same Plan Better Snacks Birthday Card
      £3.75
      A square white greeting card with a minimalist illustration of a woman in a wide-brimmed hat and reading glasses, reading a book, with the text 'chic, fabulous, (needs reading glasses)'. A brown kraft envelope is partially visible behind the card.
      Chic, Fabulous, Needs Reading Glasses Card
      £3.75
      A birthday greeting card with a white front featuring a whimsical illustration of a dachshund wearing a black wire harness and an orange leash, with the text 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAUSAGE.' Below the card is a brown kraft envelope on a light gray background.
      Sausage Dog On Lead Birthday Card
      £3.75
      A greetings card with red lipstick kiss prints on pink and white diagonal stripes and the text 'to a birthday babe!' in green embossed lettering, shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it.
      Pink Stripe Lip Prints Birthday Babe Card
      £3.75
      A square greeting card with a white front and a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features a minimalist line drawing of a woman walking while carrying a dark burgundy handbag, with the text 'same chaos...better handbags'
      Same Chaos...Better Handbags Card
      £3.75
      A white greeting card with a brown kraft envelope behind it. The card features a minimalist line drawing of a woman lounging in a chair wearing pink polka-dot pajamas and sunglasses, with the text 'we came, we saw...need a sit down'.
      We Came, We Saw...Need A Sit Down Card
      £3.75
      A greetings card with bold orange diagonal stripes and overlapping teal and brown starbursts, with the text 'omg it's your birthday!!!!!!' in white embossed lettering, shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it.
      Orange Stripe OMG It's Your Birthday Card
      £3.75
      A greetings card with scattered pink and yellow confetti on a white background and the text 'happy birthday queen!!' in blue embossed lettering, shown with a brown kraft envelope behind it.
      Confetti Happy Birthday Queen Card
      £3.75